I was walking through central park and I saw a horse drawn carriage. The horse was going around the park, carrying these people around, who seemed like perfectly nice people. There were cars on either side of the horse and I thought, “What if the horse knew what these cars were? What if it knew there were these machines that can move people around without feeling constant pain. How angry, frustrated, and confused would this make the horse?
— Simon Rich, via Gothamist. Also, this is awesome.